The Golden Boys

Bush Boys Conversations:

So, being that I am bilingual, it is very important for my boys to know how to speak and understand Spanish. So we do little exercises like this...

Me: I will give you cookies IF you can ask me in Spanish.

Nico: Can you give us a hint.

Me: Um...

Bush Boys Conversations:

We are riding in the car to go to the doctors office. My youngest, I notice is staring and concentrating on my Puerto Rican flag hanging on the rearview mirror of my Jeep.

Me: Ali, what's wrong.

Ali: Nuthin' mama

Me: Hmmmkay.

*30 seconds later*

Ali...

Bush Boys Conversations:

Driving home from work....

Nico: Mama, why do you have a Mexican flag hanging on the mirror??

Me: o_O That is NOT a Mexican flag. (I didn't snap)

Nico: I mean...Puerto Rican flag......?

Me: Because that's part of where I am from.

Nico: Why don...

Bush Boys Conversations:

Eugene Told Nico to start the bath water. After it's filled we tell him to go with Ali and take a bath. He comes back down and says:

Nico: The water is not warm.

Me: What do you mean it's not warm?

Nico: I had the water on hot. But now it's c...

Bush Boys Conversations:

I go to wake up Ali. He gets up, comes to my room and sits on our futon at the foot of our bed. I tell him to go find some clothes to get the day started. He drags himself up and goes to his room. Me knowing my son, I wait a few seconds and go...

Bush Boys Conversations (Driving home):

Nico: Mama, how do you say astronaut in Spanish?

Me: Astronauta

Nico: How do you say clouds in Spanish?

Me: Nubes

*Nico thinks*

Nico: How do you say clams in Spanish?

Me: Almejas

Nico: Wow, you are gooood mama!!

Me: Thaaaaank yo...

Bush Boy conversations:

Soooo this  is directed at you; dear husband, we are driving in the car and Nico asks...

Nico: Mama, traffic is a lot of something at the same time...right?

Me: Yea, something like that.

*Nico thinking*

Nico: So if there are a lot of War Hogs i...

Bush Boys Conversations:

Driving in my Jeep on our way home....

Me: What's that smell??

*silence*

Me: Ali did you fart?

Ali: No....I think that's the oil...

Me: What? Don't blame it on the car's oil!

Nico: Mom...it smells like Ali's farts.

Ali: Nu uh.

Me: Ali....did you fart?...

Bush Boys Conversations:

Ali and my husband are playing catch.

Dad: Ali c'mon man we're supposed to be playing "Catch" not "Drops"!!!

Ali: (excited) What's drops!?!?

Dad: You dropping the dang ball!!!!!!!

Ali: Oooh.

Me: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

I could not stop laughing! Just t...

So, the main purpose of this blog is share the crazy things that go on in our household. A lot of people have told me that I should blog about it and so I figured "meh...why not".

A lot of what I am going to post I CANNOT MAKE UP even if I tried. My kids say some of th...